We fired up the mics immediately after watching the 2017 Oscars, and we couldn't stop asking, "What the hell just happened?" because, uh, seriously: what the hell just happened?
We give you our analysis of what exactly transpired at the end of this year's now instantly infamous broadcast where Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway "presented" the Best Picture award.
We also spew our opinion on all the winners, all the losers, and all the surprises, as well as what we thought of Jimmy Kimmel as host, and who won our Oscar Pool.
So get in our tour bus, grab some candy from the sky, kiss Meryl Streep's hand and grit your teeth with both Denzel and Mel.