Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice 97 minutes to watch this movie. But we think you're crazy to consider this an acceptable piece of art. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out through watching this movie is that John Hughes is a "stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."
Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy, and Emilio Estevez play the same goddamned characters they always play because they have little-to-no acting talent.
We discuss how John Hughes is responsible for an entire generation of horrible pop culture, we wonder why people love John Bender so much, and that every adult that still likes this movie is nothing more than a defective neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie.
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